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Loopholes in the Time Space Continuum

The independent vigilante group tracking the Death Monkeys responsible for the Sixth Street Massacre, have made an incredible scientific discovery. Deep below the City of Austin they have uncovered an object used by the Death Monkeys that may allow for inter-dimensional time/space travel. While the operation of the object is still a mystery, compelling evidence was found at the scene suggesting the Death Monkeys are actually an advanced race of inter-dimensional travellers, and that the object is a conduit allowing them to hop in and out of our dimension at will. When asked directly for comment the chief vigilante had none to offer.

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